Thursday, March 31, 2005

Done

Just finished my applicaiton for the EPA

Been busy with that and stupid stuff for work for the last few days. sorry y'all!!

now im going to chill and drink with my homies.

or just play more video games.

keep it real everyone... and hopefully i will be getting a cut of your money from the government... about time!!!

carpe diem!

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Back In Bemidji

Eeeewwwwww!!!

It smells here...

Can't wait to get out.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Nate's Pet Peeves

Music: Disturbed

Mood: Good



Tampon Commercials


Now I'm not a fan of commercials in general, but I really think that they can do away with these. I mean… don’t they sell themselves? I'm sure women all over America were bleeding all over their pants until one day, while watching The Young and the Restless, a wonderful tampax commercial appeared like some sort of menstrual messiah…

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Feeling not so fresh? Is it that time of month? Would you rather be riding your horse or playing tennis instead of going to the Wal-Mart to buy yourself another pair of panties? Well… while you are there why don’t you pick up something to block the torrential deluge flowing out of your vagina. Tampax offers many varieties of pussy plugs to stop that annoyance from stopping your life. Now you can play with you kids without fear of ruining the brand new white carpet. Tampax… without it you would just bleed and die.
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Now I don’t need to be watching the news while eating supper and having one of these disgusting advertisements popping up and ruining my tomato soup. I just hate when it is late at night and I'm all calm and tired, watching a good show, and them a tampon commercial comes on and makes me think of bleeding orifices. Yucko man!!! They are just an eyesore to everyone. Make them stop!!!



Well that’s about all for tonight. Good night to all and to all a good mosh pitting!!! Carpe diem!!!


Quote of the day: “Don’t give up because its hope that binds us, pain that guides us. Who do we trust when those things reminds us.” -- Flaw, Endangered Species

Nate Was Right

I called it… oh yeah. Some may have doubted it, but I always had faith…







Alicia was accepted into all of the grads schools that she applied to.

Awesome.

EXTREEEEEEEEME!!!!

Sweet!!!

And I called it.



And don’t even ask me about bowling…

I put my balls in the closet as a punishment.

Naughty… naughty balls!!!

Monday, March 21, 2005

A Little Too Much Thinking...

Music: A whole bunch of good shit

Mood: strange



I just realized that we are in the season of lent… well actually the catholics are in that season… but how many are following it? And now what is lent all about?
That’s right… you guessed it… fasting. Or in laymen’s terms… not eating… meat to be precise… but only on Fridays.
Ok, sounds like a half ass effort but that’s not what my gripe is about. It’s about the meat.
Just a quick question: Who decided that fish would not be considered meat? I mean come on.
Maybe the question is: What is meat?
Let us see:

Maybe since it is not a domesticated animal. But deer is meat. So is squirrel. So that can't be right. It also can't just be the fact that it swims. Seals swim but I'm sure they have meat. Poultry is also meat so it can't just be limited to mammals.



Ok I have 2 opposing definitions.
Webster’s collegiate dictionary defines meat as such.

1a: FOOD;esp:solid food as distinguished from drink b: the edible part of something as distinguished from its covering (as a husk or shell) 2: animal tissue considered esp. as food: a: FLESH 2b: also: flesh of a mammal as opposed to fowl or fish b: FLESH la; specif: flesh of domesticated animals

and there is more but it doesn’t pertain to the question at hand
plus… there is a contradiction already in this one since chickens are foul, and they are domesticated.

Dictionary.com defines meat as:

n 1: the flesh of animals (including fishes and birds and snails) used as food 2: the inner and usually edible part of a seed or grain or nut or fruit stone; "black walnut kernels are difficult to get out of the shell" [syn: kernel] 3: the choicest or most essential or most vital part of some idea or experience; "the gist of the prosecutor's argument"; "the heart and soul of the Republican Party"; "the nub of the story"


So… some people do consider the muscles of teleosts to be meat, but obviously the catholic church does not. Maybe they follow the first definition, but they do consider chicken meat as well.

I don’t know. Maybe they just needed an out. Maybe they needed some protein in their diet. Plus I think originally, it used to be no meat for the entire 40 days so that might make some sense. Or, maybe they just like making strange rules. Whatever.

I understand meat, as in from animals, as in the kingdom animalia, to be the muscle of an animal. That means that it is the part of the animal that causes movement to occur. Without it they would just be plants that cannot photosynthesize. Therefore since chickens have muscle, horses have muscle, cows have muscle, lobsters have muscle, bunnies have muscle, and fish have muscle, basically all vertebrates have muscle, then their flesh (muscle) is considered meat to me. I mean… if cows have meat, then what is a piece of fish flesh called? I think it is just called fish. Then why don’t we call a steak cow, or bovine? Whatever. Strange thing to ramble on about, I know.


Hope I made some sense. Have a good night everyone and don’t let the bed bugs eat your meat!!! Carpe diem!!

Quote of the day: “If a man can kill someone and be forgiven, I'm sure god can forgive a little whoopee.”

Rules Of The Day

1) Don't Hurt Yourself!!!

So Alicia slipped on the floor and hurt her already bad knee again. She is in rough shape... a "mess" as she puts it. Now who is going to make me dinner?


2) Don't Hurt Others!!!

See the previous post...

What Ever Happened To Turn The Other Cheek?

always horrible to hear about a school shooting...

especially when it is only 20 miles north of you and you live in the middle of the woods.

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Parties... I Mean "Get Togethers" RULE!!!

Music: Staind

Mood: bueno



So the “get together” a couple days ago ruled. It was sweet. Gosh Tina!!! Glad I got a few videos. Plus I got a lot of pictures… but I don’t know how to get them on the blog so we are giving some to Erin… or Alicia can show me how… but I am lazy.


Also… last night ruled!!! Harold and Kumar go to white castle is a great flick.

EXTREME!!!!!!


Other things from last night:

W’s Indian name: Brain Like Woodchuck
Yeah… I can see that…
Thank you Angel for that one!


Good news of the day: Alicia has been accepted to Kennesaw St. University


Ok… kinda sick of writing since there are… better things to do. I would have gotten most of this stuff out yesterday but blogger was smoking dope again and was passed out so I couldn’t. Carpe diem and pasta and pizza!!!!


Quote of the day: “Ass… the other vagina.”

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Just One Of Those Days

Music: 12 Stones

Mood: Angry… Confused… Annoyed



So now… after 2 months of hearing nothing… I get an answer. They told me that I would keep my benefits. They told me that I would keep the vacation hours that I have earned living in that craphole. They told me it wouldn’t be a problem. But no, when I ask again just to see how it was going getting transferred from Herbergers to Yonkers in Duluth, they tell me a different story. It seemed to them like they knew the whole time, but suddenly now they tell me that things are different. Now I don’t get my benefits or get to keep my vacation hours that are rightfully mine if I were to transfer. I would be a temporary associate since I would only be there for a few months before we would be moving again. And being not “full time” status… but still working full time… I don’t get all the benefits of being “full time”. So guess what I say to that. Well… its really not very appropriate for readers under 35.

What the fuck you stupid retarded monkey butt-loving dirt eating scum sucking ass goblin!!!!

Well.. that about summed up my mood. Not that I am really pissed at anyone or anything in particular… I just wish I would have known like… 2 months ago so I could start looking for a real job. Which I am now doing.

The whole point of transferring was to retain my health insurance and stuff. Otherwise… I’ll just find a new job. Hopefully one that deals with my biology degree. Even if I do, I probably won’t get any benefits, which we need since we are going to be moving soon.

Yeah… now I'm in a dilemma of sorts. At least I know now. Lets just hope I can get a good job that is just for the summer.



So then… after work today we go and work out. Now the rec center at BSU just got a new dumbbell set so we were hoping to check it out. Yeah… they suck. The handles aren’t ergonomically designed and they are not covered with a rubber-like material. So they clank a lot and hurt the hand. Just not as good as the others. Plus, they are missing some sized like 30lb, 8lb, and such. So we ask what’s up… well the football team bought the others so they got new “better” ones.

Great day it was. At least Erin is back so we can hang out with someone. Should be fun.

Got to go now. Have a good St. Patti’s day!!! Drink lots of green beer. Just hope you don’t vomit up some green goodness tomorrow. Cheers!!! Oh… and carpe diem.



Quote of the day: “Oh… I think I found its brother.”

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

From Serious To Stupid... All In One Post!!!

Music: American idol… why!!! Oh why!!!!

Mood: bueno



So American idol is on again…

Pththththhtthththth!!

Funk dat!!!

I poop on you!!!

Eat it!!!!



Ok. I have lots on my mind… but Alicia and I have the house to ourselves so I don’t want to just sit at the computer the whole time. But I thought I would tell you a little something about our drive to Duluth on Friday…

It had snowed the day before, but the sun was out most of the day and it seemed ok outside. Everything was pretty much fine until we got on to highway 2. Stupid highway 2. Why does ice seem to just stay on that road. But only in patches, at least. So you are going 60 mph and then suddenly the road is black and really really slippery. So I slow down, then speed up, then slow down again. Really annoying until I see a car pull over to the side in the oncoming lane. At first I didn’t realize why, concentrating more on the road. Then I realized that the car was a state patrol vehicle and there in front of it was a SUV on its side. You know what that means. Ice ahead!!! And sure enough, a nice big patch of the slippery stuff was right there and it was slippery. A very sobering moment though…not that I was drunk… but it really puts things into perspective. Getting there fast isn’t worth risking your life. So I slowed down and did the speed limit the rest of the way and was very watchful of my surroundings. It just makes you think… about just how fast things can change. So do the best to keep yourself around for a while.

All right… enough with the serious talk… time for a brand new section!!!


Nate’s Favorite Words!!!

MOIST

1: slightly or moderately wet: damp
2: tearful
3: characterized by high humidity
syn… see wet
4: funny word to describe funny things!!!

It’s a word that just makes me giggle like a little school girl. It can be used to describe brownies or… huh hmmm… other things :). Basically a fun word that won’t get you in trouble if you were to say it!!! Bonus!!! Or shall I say... Brilliant!!!


Quote of the day: “Will if squeak if I squeeze it?”

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Back to Bowl

Music: why do I bother

Mood: good!



Well, I'm back, and I'm sure you all missed me dearly.

It was a good weekend. Nice and relaxing and fun. Not to mention that being away from herbergers for a few days was good as well. Lots of interesting things happened and will be blogged about at a later time when I have more time.

We got back today just in time for me to go bowling and I did well again. I started out with a 214. Not bad, but not great. Had a stupid split to start but I finished strong and made up for it. Over average so I won’t complain. Second game was a 212. Again… not bad but I had a couple mistakes and could have done better. I had an 8-10 split to finish out but it was after a strike in the 10th so it didn’t bother me too much. Over average, but the other guys I was bowling with were doing much better so I had to pick up my game. Luckily I didn’t think about the fact that my 3rd game is usually the worst for me. My third game was a 257. Much better!!! I was carrying, getting lucky even. It was nice. I struck out to finish and felt good. I ended up with a 683 series, very close to what I had last week and puts me in 3rd, I think, for singles. Now I didn’t see everyone’s score but from what I could see I was 3rd. A guy I was bowling with had a 705 and he just bowled better the first 2 games. I'm glad I got it together in the end cause I think I will do well in final events, which is all 3 series combined. Very happy with my performance for the last 2 weeks. Gee… I didn’t bowl with Ron for the last 2 weeks… coincidence or not?? We will find out.



What Nate Learned At Bowling…

You do bowl up to your competition. I started out crappy, but seeing everyone else get strikes caused me to concentrate better and find the spot and stay there. It was a lot of fun to see strike after strike. Only wish that would happen more often.


Well, I think its time for bed or something. Stay clean everybody. Carpe diem!


Quote of the day: “No one likes moisture on the package.”

Friday, March 11, 2005

Gone For A Few

well everyone... we are going to be in duluth till tuesday, and since Alicia's parents only have dial up, i probably wont be blogging. but im sure i will have lots to blog about when i get back. have a good break everyone. i sure will... 4 days without work!!! woo hoo!!! break out the booze and hookers... oh wait... that money went into my car.... um....

carpe diem

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Nate's Pet Peeves (2nd try)

Music: Disturbed

Mood: not hungry anymore



Nate’s Pet Peeves:

P. Diddy

More like p dorky. Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggg!!! Where do I begin. He wouldn’t even be so big if he didn’t have friends and family in the business or sell out his dead buddy by ruining a classic song. There is little talent in the rap genre, and p “who the fuck really cares” is definitely at the bottom of that pool… and hopefully drowning. All he does is talk the whole time in his “songs” if you can call them that. Most aren’t even his. He just steals a good song, takes out the people who can sing, adds more bass, and starts talking about how big of a douche bad he is. He is very good at that one.

But he can’t do it alone. Nope. None of his songs are just him… he always has to have his “posse” say a few words as well. Bad boy for life. Yeah dog… for shizzle biznatch. Time to go light matches, skip class, smoke in the bathroom and tease the fat kid. I'm so bad.

The man just looks like a dork… all the time. He looks like that rich uncle that you know is thinking about molesting you. Must have been why he had his butt buddy ma$e around. Wonder where he is now???

P donkey just can’t dance either. Its always the same jig in every video or event he is in. it looks like he is going to box someone, but instead he does a really bad rendition of the wheels on the bus. And move his feet??? Never. That would be too complicated. Wow… he is starting to sound like ungy. A molester that can't dance. Yep, sounds right.

I get the pleasure, working at herbergers, to play with his crappy clothing line; Sean Jean. Now talk about a pile of shit. I hate having to go and make it look all nice and tidy after a bunch of gangsta wanna-bees messed it up. I think it should look like it really is… shit. All of the pants are like 3 time too big… because its gangsta. And just look at how gangsta p doo doo looks in his Armani suits and whatever else that probably cost him thousands. Maybe that’s why he charges 50-80 bucks for a shirt. That great embroidered sean john on them definitely puts them above the rest. But I guess he can charge whatever he wants because there are plenty of stupid people who will pay just to be gangsta.

Wow…. That was a long one. I'm sure I have plenty more angst but I better stop before I blow a blood vessel or something. Its feels good to get it all out. I'm normally a happy person. Just trust me on that one.

I think the first edition was better, but I think I recaptured what I wanted to get out.



If p diddy were to ever read this blog… a nice cash bribe would certainly shut me up and put you in higher regards. Share the wealth beotch!!!

Angst

i hate losing things...

for sure a future peve

i had i nice long post and i lost it cause blogger is a whore. now ive re written it but i liked the first one better.

grrrrrr

now i will for sure use word to save my posts so i can save my sanity.

$$$ bonus $$$

that means punctuation and better spelling!!!

This Blog Will Contain No Poems... Unless They Are About Poop!!!

Music: i wish

Mood: very good...;)



so today was a day off. it would have been good if i didnt have to get up at 8 oclock and bring my car in by 9 am. but good news, instead of 700 bucks, it was a little over 500 dollars. apparently the front rotors were fine. fuck you tires plus. you can suck my cars sweaty tailpipe... sideways.

so now my car actually stops. i was quite amazed by the difference. instead of a lot of give when you hit the break, it starts slowing the car down right away. it makes the 4000 lb car seem a lot lighter. quite cool if you ask me. plus, i go in and since it cost less, wanted to get my car washed... since it really needed it. well... they already washed and vacuumed it. sweet ass... and fuck you tires plus. i doubt they would have done that. they dont have a car wash. and they suck. did i mention that yet???

so the rest of the day i spent playing video games and basically wasting time. which is really fun cause i dont get to do it often... and because i didnt have to deal with stupid people... except when i was driving.

well... i have to go and get subway for Alicia, but i do have more to talk about. so i will be back. carpe diem.

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Bowling Tonight

Music: fox 9 again since we have to tape american idol... grrrr

Mood: good... cause of bowling.


bowling wasnt bad for once. in fact it was generally on the plus side. but if it wasnt for the 279 game to start it off... it would have been normal... for me. please remember i have been bowling for a long time and anything under 200 is bad. very bad. to put it in prospective, its like Alicia getting an A-. it just shouldnt happen. so, now that is clear. my other games were a 191, and a 214. ok, but not great. so my first game kept me up there. good, i need to do that more often. and i ended with a strike. always a plus. so now i should reveal something i learned today at bowling. a tip you could say.

What Nate Learned At Bowling...

stay calm. be smooth. dont get too excited. you will speed up and possibly pull your shot. just chill, and have fun. its a game.

well there you go. hope you all learned something.


so i got my taxes back today. 580 bucks and i still have state taxes to come in. its a good thing my car needs new brakes cause i would know what to do with all that money. i would have probably just used it on drugs and booze and hookers like i always do when i get taxes back. its like a fuck you to the government... but we wont get into that tonight.

Good news for the day...

Alicia heard back from a grad school... and the results are positive. she is in to Towson U!!!! Yay Alicia!!!

and now for another lovely edition of...

Nates Pet Peves!!!

Snow, its annoying. it makes the world so bright outside. its cold, its slippery, it pisses me off. why cant people drive in it. you live in minnesota... you should know better. SLOW DOWN DUMBASS!!! it makes it hard to see while driving. it messes with your schedules. it gets in your face. it melts in your hair. it makes dog crap very visible.

the plus side

none unless you have time and money to have a snowmobile or go skiing. ok, im sure there are some plusses... fuck that doesnt look right... but anyways i dont see them. its just another reason minnesota annoys me.

bout time for me to go visit erin. have a good night y'all and carpe diem. dont do anything i wouldnt do... wait... just dont do anything stupid... wait... just stay home... wait... never mind.


Quote of the day: "I tooted on you!!!"

Monday, March 07, 2005

Congratulations!!!!

Kit is officially the first person to comment on my blog!!!

Congrats...

that means you win the grand prize

i will email you a naked pic as soon as you send me your email!!! ;)





U Wish

Question

just a question for the 2 people who will ever read my blog.

is it tough to read without punctuation??? i may not care, but i would like the input. dont even bother commenting on my shitty spelling. cause i really dont care. i am a lazy person. getting me to write is tough enough.... dont make me waste my time on spell check. i am thinking about writing my posts first in a word document since i have heard of bloggers problems and i dont want to lose a nice long post due to stupidity. and... if i do that... word will automatically capitalize and spell check for me... so it would make things easy. hmmmm

Use E-Brake

Music: Fox 9 News... which sucks

Mood: Frustrated



if anyone here ownes a 91-94 chevy lumina... use your e-brake or it will cost you. thats right, my car needs a brake job... and they arent cheap. around 600-700 buckaroos beotch. yeah. it seems that the rear calipers are stupid and require you to use the e-brake to calibrate them, otherwise they will screw up and stop working properly. so releasing the e-brake kinda restarts them... like a computer. running too long without restart means bad things happen. well... also living in minnesota, where they salt roads till they are paved with it, doesnt help since one rear caliper is completely rusted and seased up. great... so rear brakes dont work, leaving only the front to do all the slowing of a 4000 lb car. guess what, they dont like that either. the pads on the front are well worn... meaning they need to be replaced... and with the overuse, the front rotors have hot spots and are warping, meaning they, might also have to join the junk yard, or become frisbees for hicks. so yeah, fun if you know how to replace them, and have the means, or not if you have to pay someone 80 fucking bucks an hour to do if for you. hope it only takes them 5 minutes cause thats about all i will pay.

cars, such a waste of money, but they get you around. someone needs to find a better way of traveling.


*** and now for the reincarnation of .... ****

Nate's Pet Peves!!!!

American Idol... what a croc of shit.

i admit... i have watched it... but only because Alicia does, so if i dont want to go and like read a book... pthlthlth... i have to watch as well. but i think it is just a horrible show. and american idol should not be the name. granted clay didnt win... but what has rubin done. and clay, mr invisible watching you while you shower... is not much of an idol. "mommy i want to sing and look like a dork." no thanks. how about American Pop Star. and todays pop music sucks ass. people dont even have to know how to sing. so the show is poingless. they can change everything via computers. you needn't have talent to be in that genera. plus, like anybody who wins is going to write their own songs and do what they want. the record companies find someone who can sing their songs... since the people who write them cant. thats all. plus... 3 days a week, give me a brake. granted fox 9 has crappy programming to begin with... but every time i turn it on... its american idol this and american idol that. the commercials are a welcome break even though they are all about what is going to happen tomorrow on american idol. so basically... american idol... go back to england where you came from, and bite me. the only thing good about the show is simon giving them all shit. ok... im done with that.

ok... i think i have written enough for today and probably spelt things horribly, but i dont care... im a biology major. good night all.


Quote of the day: "Just shoot me."
for this one i will explain it... it is what andy schneider told the police when they arrested him.

Sunday, March 06, 2005

New Quote Of The Day

"Oww I stubbed my kooter!!!"

* the identity of those who have contributed to Nate's quotes are not mentioned as to protect them from themselves.

Something Really Strange

Music: The wind buffeting the windows

Mood: Strange


well i am back. long time no see huh??? but i know no one is listening anyways.

so i just came upon something really strange. my dad just emailed it to me. its one of those things that makes you look back and go, yeah... i suppose, but holy shit!!! we all knew andy schneider was a bit strange but a sexual criminal? now thats news. we knew he stalked people and probably had troubles with women, but to sexually assault a woman with a knife??? wow!! so thats right folks. andy schneider is a sex offender and is back in jail. crazy shit cause i graduated with him. our lockers were right next to each other. we were locker neighbors!!! didnt think he could do something like that but when i think about it... im not really that surprised. so thats the big news for now.

Quote of the day: "You shot his fucking head off!"